Spring Loaded Sperm Bomb

$19.95$23.85

So we got a little carried away, and instead of being satisfied with just tiny penises, we decided to take it a step further…tiny white sperms!

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So we got a little carried away, and instead of being satisfied with just tiny penises, we decided to take it a step further…tiny white sperms!

Say hello to our hilarious Spring Loaded Sperm Bomb, and watch your recipient yell out in embarrassment when hundreds of tiny sperms are launched out around them!

Perhaps even include a ‘U Suck’ Sticker on the end of the spring for maximum impact:P

Partner this bad boy up with a Bag of Dicks for someone really special in your life!:)

Weight 0.15 kg
Dimensions 15 × 5 × 5 cm
Scoops Of Confetti

1 Scoop, 2 Scoops, 3 Scoops

8 reviews for Spring Loaded Sperm Bomb

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Amy

Amazing! I now have little spermies covering my front yard 😂😂 I'm sure it will entertain everyone who walks past.

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Alana T.

It was excellent! I got 3 scoops of sperm and we’re still finding them randomly around the house a week later! I used it as a Father’s Day card and they included the note inside. The confetti was great quality and exploded well! It was perfect.

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  1. Chelsea Wilkinson (verified owner)

    Unfortunately he opened it the wrong way but I think he still enjoyed it 😉

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  2. Kelly (verified owner)

    Exceptional! Just what I was after to celebrate the birth(day) of a well deserving mate

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  3. Dean L. (verified owner)

    whilst the package was quite small the impact was there

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  4. Amy (verified owner)

    Amazing! I now have little spermies covering my front yard 😂😂 I’m sure it will entertain everyone who walks past.

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  5. Alana T. (verified owner)

    It was excellent! I got 3 scoops of sperm and we’re still finding them randomly around the house a week later! I used it as a Father’s Day card and they included the note inside. The confetti was great quality and exploded well! It was perfect.

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