Looks like an ordinary greeting card, right? Innocent and sweet right? WRONG!
This card is no ordinary greeting card. Our ‘Your Awesome’ Glitter Bomb Card is a double edged sword. On first impressions, it looks like an innocent and complimentary card.
But once opened, the card will explode out with glitter, from our cleverly placed glitter parcel stuck to the inside.
If that wasn’t enough, the inside of the card will declare that you, the sender, are in fact a Prick.
And thats not all, oh no. Upon opening the card and getting covered in glitter, an annoying and irritating laughter will commence and simple NOT STOP (for up to 3 hours!) unless you literally destroy the card!
Aaaaaand then they’ll probably murder you. But I think we can all agree, it’ll be totally worth it.
NSFW GREETING CARD FEATURES
- Card has a small packet of glitter which, when the inside sticker is peeled, will stick together. When opened next, it will break and glitter will explode out from it.
- Loops very loud laughing noises – non-stop once opened.
- Safe mode allows you to test and sign before activating
- Minimum one-hour battery life
- Please ship carefully in a padded box or similar
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