Eat a Dick – Our “Just For You” Box

The “Just For You” box is our chocolate dick in a box for expressing the loooooooove.  Boxed in a beautiful bright floral design, the “Just For You” box could be mistaken for something much more expensive & innocent… Made with only the finest couverture Belgium Chocolate, our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s shit in your yard.

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yummm…

Shipped anonymously from our super-secret warehouse.