Eat a Dick – The “Johnson” Box

$29.95

The “Johnson” is our dark chocolate dick in a box, that just oozes extravagance. The decorative dark design with gold leaf type will be enough to convey something truly wonderful is hidden inside. And depending on how you look at it, there is…

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The “Johnson” is our dark chocolate dick in a box, that just oozes extravagance. The decorative dark design with gold leaf type will be enough to convey something truly wonderful is hidden inside. And depending on how you look at it, there is…Made with only the finest couverture dark Belgium Chocolate, our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s shit in your yard.

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yummm…

Shipped anonymously from our super-secret warehouse.

Weight 0.25 kg
Dimensions 20 × 10 × 6 cm
Chocolate

Milk Belgian, Dark Belgian, White Belgian