Looks like an ordinary greeting card, right? Innocent and sweet right? WRONG!
This card is no ordinary greeting card.
Once opened, the card will begin to play a very loud and annoying ‘Happy Birthday’ Song. The card will just play and play (for up to 3 hours!) unless you literally destroy the card! And then the fun is all over. Right?
WRONG AGAIN! Because when your hapless victim frantically attempts to rip the card to pieces in a flurry of red-faced embarrassment, they’ll be SHOWERED IN A CLOUD OF ANNOYING HARD-TO-GET-RID-OF GLITTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Aaaaaand then they’ll probably murder you. But I think we can all agree, it’ll be totally worth it.
- Loops a very loud & annoying ‘Happy Birthday’ song – non-stop!
- Safe mode allows you to test and sign before activating
- Card is filled with glitter, so destroying it is part of the fun! (for you)
- Minimum one-hour battery life
- Please ship carefully in a padded box or similar