Description
Looks like an ordinary greeting card, right? Innocent and sweet right? WRONG!
This card is no ordinary greeting card.
Once opened, the card will begin to emit the soft sounds of love-making. They’ll start low and then get louder and louder. The card will just moan and moan, louder and louder (for up to 3 hours!) unless you literally destroy the card! And then the fun is all over. Right?
WRONG AGAIN! Because when your hapless victim frantically attempts to rip the card to pieces in a flurry of red-faced embarrassment, they’ll be SHOWERED IN A CLOUD OF ANNOYING HARD-TO-GET-RID-OF GLITTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Aaaaaand then they’ll probably murder you. But I think we can all agree, it’ll be totally worth it.
NSFW GREETING CARD FEATURES
- Loops very loud love-making noises – non-stop! NSFW (meaning not suitable for work)
- Safe mode allows you to test and sign before activating
- Card is filled with glitter, so destroying it is part of the fun! (for you)
SPECIFICATIONS
- Minimum one-hour battery life
- Please ship carefully in a padded box or similar
PLEASE NOTE:
For maximum effect, please ensure the recipient only opens this card either:
- in front of conservative family members;
- around someone they have a crush on;
- at a funeral;
- at a work function (making sure the boss is present); or
- on a long haul flight.
#greetingcard #nsfw #congratulations #music #non-stop #funny #hilarious
Anonymous (verified owner) –
I wish I was a fly on the wall when the recipient opened it. I laughed about it for days!
Anonymous –
Idea was great, order was quickly shipped and delivered however card was faulty which was disappointing but understand it can happen. Emailed to let them know and was refunded promptly so happy with customer service I will certainly order off website again.
Glitter Bomber (store manager) –
Thanks for your feedback. Whilst this was a one-off, we do believe the issue was due to the card being accidentally set off during transit, thus running the battery dry:( We’ve since implemented a fix and hope to see all our cards arriving in their full, never-ending glory of annoyance! Thanks for your understanding.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
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Excellent product, great service. Highly recommend- the best “up yours” gift. Will definitely be back for Christmas
Glitter Bomber (store manager) –
Thanks for the great review. Look forward to Christmas time:)
Anonymous (verified owner) –
I am guessing it went off as expected, the satisfaction of knowing the outcome was enough enjoyment for me. To have been able to see it would’ve been great, but it was still worth it
Glitter Bomber (store manager) –
Thanks for the review! I agree..until we figure out a way to install mini camera’s in our prank products! Hmmm, now there’s an idea…
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Funny Shit.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Awesome!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Funny prank
(verified owner) –
Great idea, great service. Will use again
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Thoroughly disappointed…. in the fact that my mother in law has a twisted sense of humour and had the patience to not rip the card apart and have glitter explode everywhere!!!! 12 hours she put up with the sound until it stopped!! But she said she nearly wet herself laughing, so I’m calling it a win anyway. Brilliant present!!
pumacatrun2 (verified owner) –
Worked absolutely perfectly! Happened to arrive exactly on their birthday (shipped out on the 16th and arrived on what is the 27th in the US) discretely packaged (even said it was from a US sender) and did the job brilliantly. I only wish I’d gotten his reaction on camera! Paired with a bag of gummy dicks this was a great birthday present and he has glitter all over his bed now. Would recommend!
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Anonymous (verified owner) –
Couldn’t have been a better prank!!!! I’ve been trying to prank my husband for ages…. he didn’t see this one coming.
He even contacted his work colleagues to warm them of a spam letter!! I laughed so hard I nearly wet my pants?!! Brilliant!!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Amazing. Caught them off guard, in the office, in front of their colleagues. Amazing. Absolutely amazing.