The NSFW Never-Ending Greeting Card

Rated 4.50 out of 5 based on 6 customer ratings

(6 customer reviews)

$19.95

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Category: Glitter Products

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Reviews (6)

Description

Looks like an ordinary greeting card, right? Innocent and sweet right? WRONG!

This card is no ordinary greeting card.

Once opened, the card will begin to emit the soft sounds of love-making. They’ll start low and then get louder and louder. The card will just moan and moan, louder and louder (for up to 3 hours!) unless you literally destroy the card! And then the fun is all over. Right?

WRONG AGAIN! Because when your hapless victim frantically attempts to rip the card to pieces in a flurry of red-faced embarrassment, they’ll be SHOWERED IN A CLOUD OF ANNOYING HARD-TO-GET-RID-OF GLITTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Aaaaaand then they’ll probably murder you. But I think we can all agree, it’ll be totally worth it.

NSFW GREETING CARD FEATURES

Loops very loud love-making noises – non-stop! NSFW (meaning not suitable for work)
Safe mode allows you to test and sign before activating
Card is filled with glitter, so destroying it is part of the fun! (for you)

SPECIFICATIONS

Minimum one-hour battery life
Please ship carefully in a padded box or similar

PLEASE NOTE:

For maximum effect, please ensure the recipient only opens this card either:

in front of conservative family members;
around someone they have a crush on;
at a funeral;
at a work function (making sure the boss is present); or
on a long haul flight.

#greetingcard #nsfw #congratulations #music #non-stop #funny #hilarious

6 reviews for The NSFW Never-Ending Greeting Card

Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 7, 2019

I wish I was a fly on the wall when the recipient opened it. I laughed about it for days!

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Rated 3 out of 5

Anonymous – August 18, 2019

Idea was great, order was quickly shipped and delivered however card was faulty which was disappointing but understand it can happen. Emailed to let them know and was refunded promptly so happy with customer service I will certainly order off website again.

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- Glitter Bomber (store manager) – August 22, 2019
  
  Thanks for your feedback. Whilst this was a one-off, we do believe the issue was due to the card being accidentally set off during transit, thus running the battery dry:( We’ve since implemented a fix and hope to see all our cards arriving in their full, never-ending glory of annoyance! Thanks for your understanding.
Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 4, 2019

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 8, 2019

Excellent product, great service. Highly recommend- the best “up yours” gift. Will definitely be back for Christmas

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- Glitter Bomber (store manager) – September 9, 2019
  
  Thanks for the great review. Look forward to Christmas time:)
Rated 4 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 9, 2019

I am guessing it went off as expected, the satisfaction of knowing the outcome was enough enjoyment for me. To have been able to see it would’ve been great, but it was still worth it

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- Glitter Bomber (store manager) – September 9, 2019
  
  Thanks for the review! I agree..until we figure out a way to install mini camera’s in our prank products! Hmmm, now there’s an idea…
Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 16, 2019

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