Eat a Dick – The “Happy Birthday” Box

The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory chocolate dick in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within.

Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Chocolate, our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm

Shipped anonymously from our secret-warehouse.