Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in……even better, a chocolate dick..or even better, a chocolate dick secretly hidden in a cute little box with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front.
This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse in Australia.