Eat a Dick – The “Smile” Box

Rated 4.88 out of 5 based on 17 customer ratings

(17 customer reviews)

$29.95

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SKU: CHOC-DKS-SMILE Category: Penis Products

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Reviews (17)

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Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in……even better, a chocolate dick..or even better, a chocolate dick secretly hidden in a cute little box with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front. Made with only the finest couverture milk Belgium Chocolate (none of this Cadbury’s crap…), our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm

Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse in Australia.

!! Important: With the hot Australian Summer here, we recommended the ‘express’ delivery option be selected to minimise the chance of the product melting before arriving. All chocolate items will come insulated & wrapped with ice packs. We will not ship orders containing chocolate items on Thursday or Fridays, in an effort to prevent them from waiting around in warm warehouses over weekends. These orders will be dispatched first thing Monday morning.

17 reviews for Eat a Dick – The “Smile” Box

Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 1, 2019

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Anonymous (verified owner) – September 10, 2019

Excellent Product guys!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 30, 2019

Great experience my friend loved it 🙂

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – November 5, 2019

Tooooooo funny!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – February 24, 2020

Great gift, lots of laughs

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – April 21, 2020

My mum absolutely loved it, and was very impressed it was solid

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – April 28, 2020

The funniest thing to send to your friend who has the same sense of humour as you, he loved it and actually ate it ! Lol he said it’s really good chocolate too!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Jay – June 23, 2020

Sent this to my friend at work and it was well worth the wait! (Australia)
Love what you’re doing !

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – July 10, 2020

Perfect 🙂

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Anonymous (verified owner) – July 23, 2020

great product

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – July 28, 2020

Came displayed great!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 7, 2020

Reasonably priced for a prank!

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Anonymous (verified owner) – August 12, 2020

My friend thought it was a hilarious prank and a delicious treat

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Anonymous (verified owner) – August 15, 2020

Loved it! Sent it to a friend and she thought it was great!

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Rated 4 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 18, 2020

Good

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Rated 4 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 10, 2020

Took ages to get here but good results

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 11, 2020

definitely put a smile on a friends face and was not expecting it at ALL!

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