Description
Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in……even better, a chocolate dick..or even better, a chocolate dick secretly hidden in a cute little box with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front. Made with only the finest couverture milk Belgium Chocolate (none of this Cadbury’s crap…), our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse in Australia.
!! Important: With the hot Australian Summer here, we recommended the ‘express’ delivery option be selected to minimise the chance of the product melting before arriving. All chocolate items will come insulated & wrapped with ice packs. We will not ship orders containing chocolate items on Thursday or Fridays, in an effort to prevent them from waiting around in warm warehouses over weekends. These orders will be dispatched first thing Monday morning.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
3 out of 5 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you?Anonymous (verified owner) –
Excellent Product guys!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Great experience my friend loved it 🙂
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Tooooooo funny!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Great gift, lots of laughs
Anonymous (verified owner) –
My mum absolutely loved it, and was very impressed it was solid
Anonymous (verified owner) –
The funniest thing to send to your friend who has the same sense of humour as you, he loved it and actually ate it ! Lol he said it’s really good chocolate too!
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Jay –
Sent this to my friend at work and it was well worth the wait! (Australia)
Love what you’re doing !
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Perfect 🙂
Anonymous (verified owner) –
great product
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Came displayed great!
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Anonymous (verified owner) –
Reasonably priced for a prank!
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Anonymous (verified owner) –
My friend thought it was a hilarious prank and a delicious treat
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Loved it! Sent it to a friend and she thought it was great!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Good
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Took ages to get here but good results
Anonymous (verified owner) –
definitely put a smile on a friends face and was not expecting it at ALL!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
LOVED!!! Was the best prank haha 🙂
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Hilarious and the person loved it!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
The personal message was a hand written note
Anonymous (verified owner) –
thank you
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Very funny but was kinda disappointed with the size. “Amazing taste” saud the person i got it for😂
Anonymous (verified owner) –
The gift was received with such laughter
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Perfect gift for a mate who had a dick of a year
Anonymous (verified owner) –
I did think the chocolate penis would be bigger upon opening the box but the reaction of the gift was priceless. Would be good if a bigger option was available though! Delivery took two nights which is amazing considering most deliveries out bush take over two weeks! Definitely worth the investment for the right person who will appreciate the thought put in!