Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in……even better, a chocolate dick..or even better, a chocolate dick secretly hidden in a cute little box with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front. Made with only the finest couverture milk Belgium Chocolate (none of this Cadbury’s crap…), our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse in Australia.