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Eat a Dick – The “Happy Birthday” Box

Rated 4.83 out of 5 based on 29 customer ratings

(29 customer reviews)

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The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory chocolate dick in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within. Made with only the finest couverture Belgium Chocolate (none of this Cadbury’s crap…), our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm

Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse in Australia.

!! Important: With the hot Australian Summer here, we recommended the ‘express’ delivery option be selected to minimise the chance of the product melting before arriving. All chocolate items will come insulated & wrapped with ice packs. We will not ship orders containing chocolate items on Thursday or Fridays, in an effort to prevent them from waiting around in warm warehouses over weekends. These orders will be dispatched first thing Monday morning.

29 reviews for Eat a Dick – The “Happy Birthday” Box

Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 7, 2019

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Rated 4 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 13, 2019

Looks good but wish was slightly bigger.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 4, 2019

Funny ass product, fast shipping!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 7, 2019

She loved it not sure she’ll actually eat it as it’s probably on display 🤣🤣🤣

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – November 1, 2019

Originally thought it was going to be dodgy but when it arrived it was really good. Definitely recommend for a good laugh!!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – November 17, 2019

A+++ Pranking

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – February 11, 2020

The only feedback other than ‘Awesome!’ Is that my brother opened the box the wrong way – at the end not on the side and he didn’t read the ‘EAD’ – haha quite awkward otherwise, top notch!

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Rated 5 out of 5

(verified owner) – February 17, 2020

Great Laugh from the Birthday Girl

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Rated 5 out of 5

(verified owner) – March 2, 2020

Gift and card were amazing – though the card sounds were a little bit quiet.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – April 12, 2020

Absolutely amazing quality and would highly recommend

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Rated 4 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – April 15, 2020

This items is very realistic, but I was surprised by the size, it was smaller than what my friend ordered last year.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – April 27, 2020

Pretty good, was great to see the recipient open the box

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Rated 4 out of 5

Anonymous – May 22, 2020

When it got delivered the chocolate looked like it had melted a little.
I then emailed back and they sent out a brand new one and it arrived within 2 days. Great service

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – June 11, 2020

The delivery was seamless and the gift a perfect surprise – the package is cute and non-descript, no indication of what waits inside! 10/10 will purchase again

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – June 17, 2020

Great price and looked perfect

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – July 22, 2020

It was really funny when they opened it

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – July 30, 2020

Delish 😂

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 14, 2020

BFF loved it! Said the chocolate was amazing. Kids thought it was a number 7 and a boot. They wanted some too but it was that good, she kept it for herself and so she should have. Have had many more requests from friends saying they wouldn’t be opposed to having one! A girls iso conversation on HouseParty looks like has turned into a pick me up trend, especially if you are living in Melbourne right now in the hard Lockdown 2.0

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 14, 2020

Wish it was a little bigger, but either way…an awesome gift to give haha

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Rated 4 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 18, 2020

Good

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 19, 2020

Brilliant gag gift

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 21, 2020

My friend was absolutely shocked and said it was the best birthday gift she’s ever received. She really enjoyed it. Would 100% recommend for anyone who is thinking of buying one.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 26, 2020

Perfect!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 27, 2020

Great

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – August 28, 2020

My brother loved it, came just as expected

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Rated 4 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 10, 2020

Very cool packaging

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – September 23, 2020

My friend loved it and laughed so much. Chocolate also tastes great.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – October 5, 2020

Such a great birthday prank!

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Rated 5 out of 5

Anonymous (verified owner) – October 13, 2020

Best birthday present ever!!! My friend opened it in front of her 18 year old son. Surprise achieved!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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