Description
The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory chocolate dick in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within. Made with only the finest couverture Belgium Chocolate (none of this Cadbury’s crap…), our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse in Australia.
!! Important: With the hot Australian Summer here, we recommended the ‘express’ delivery option be selected to minimise the chance of the product melting before arriving. All chocolate items will come insulated & wrapped with ice packs. We will not ship orders containing chocolate items on Thursday or Fridays, in an effort to prevent them from waiting around in warm warehouses over weekends. These orders will be dispatched first thing Monday morning.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
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Looks good but wish was slightly bigger.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Funny ass product, fast shipping!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
She loved it not sure she’ll actually eat it as it’s probably on display 🤣🤣🤣
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Originally thought it was going to be dodgy but when it arrived it was really good. Definitely recommend for a good laugh!!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
A+++ Pranking
Anonymous (verified owner) –
The only feedback other than ‘Awesome!’ Is that my brother opened the box the wrong way – at the end not on the side and he didn’t read the ‘EAD’ – haha quite awkward otherwise, top notch!
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Great Laugh from the Birthday Girl
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Gift and card were amazing – though the card sounds were a little bit quiet.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Absolutely amazing quality and would highly recommend
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Anonymous (verified owner) –
This items is very realistic, but I was surprised by the size, it was smaller than what my friend ordered last year.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Pretty good, was great to see the recipient open the box
Anonymous –
When it got delivered the chocolate looked like it had melted a little.
I then emailed back and they sent out a brand new one and it arrived within 2 days. Great service
Anonymous (verified owner) –
The delivery was seamless and the gift a perfect surprise – the package is cute and non-descript, no indication of what waits inside! 10/10 will purchase again
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Great price and looked perfect
Anonymous (verified owner) –
It was really funny when they opened it
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Delish 😂
Anonymous (verified owner) –
BFF loved it! Said the chocolate was amazing. Kids thought it was a number 7 and a boot. They wanted some too but it was that good, she kept it for herself and so she should have. Have had many more requests from friends saying they wouldn’t be opposed to having one! A girls iso conversation on HouseParty looks like has turned into a pick me up trend, especially if you are living in Melbourne right now in the hard Lockdown 2.0
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Wish it was a little bigger, but either way…an awesome gift to give haha
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Good
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Brilliant gag gift
Anonymous (verified owner) –
My friend was absolutely shocked and said it was the best birthday gift she’s ever received. She really enjoyed it. Would 100% recommend for anyone who is thinking of buying one.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Perfect!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Great
Anonymous (verified owner) –
My brother loved it, came just as expected
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Very cool packaging
Anonymous (verified owner) –
My friend loved it and laughed so much. Chocolate also tastes great.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Such a great birthday prank!