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Eat a Dick – The “Happy Birthday” Box

Rated 4.84 out of 5 based on 32 customer ratings
(32 customer reviews)

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The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory chocolate dick in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within. Made with only the finest couverture Belgium Chocolate (none of this Cadbury’s crap…), our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!

This chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm

Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse in Australia.

!! Important: With the hot Australian Summer here, we recommended the ‘express’ delivery option be selected to minimise the chance of the product melting before arriving. All chocolate items will come insulated & wrapped with ice packs. We will not ship orders containing chocolate items on Thursday or Fridays, in an effort to prevent them from waiting around in warm warehouses over weekends. These orders will be dispatched first thing Monday morning.

 

32 reviews for Eat a Dick – The “Happy Birthday” Box

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

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  2. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Looks good but wish was slightly bigger.

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  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Funny ass product, fast shipping!

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  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    She loved it not sure she’ll actually eat it as it’s probably on display 🤣🤣🤣

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  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Originally thought it was going to be dodgy but when it arrived it was really good. Definitely recommend for a good laugh!!

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  6. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    A+++ Pranking

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  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    The only feedback other than ‘Awesome!’ Is that my brother opened the box the wrong way – at the end not on the side and he didn’t read the ‘EAD’ – haha quite awkward otherwise, top notch!

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  8. Rated 5 out of 5

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    Great Laugh from the Birthday Girl

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  9. Rated 5 out of 5

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    Gift and card were amazing – though the card sounds were a little bit quiet.

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  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Absolutely amazing quality and would highly recommend

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  11. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    This items is very realistic, but I was surprised by the size, it was smaller than what my friend ordered last year.

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  12. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Pretty good, was great to see the recipient open the box

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  13. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous –

    When it got delivered the chocolate looked like it had melted a little.
    I then emailed back and they sent out a brand new one and it arrived within 2 days. Great service

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  14. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    The delivery was seamless and the gift a perfect surprise – the package is cute and non-descript, no indication of what waits inside! 10/10 will purchase again

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  15. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Great price and looked perfect

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  16. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    It was really funny when they opened it

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  17. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Delish 😂

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  18. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    BFF loved it! Said the chocolate was amazing. Kids thought it was a number 7 and a boot. They wanted some too but it was that good, she kept it for herself and so she should have. Have had many more requests from friends saying they wouldn’t be opposed to having one! A girls iso conversation on HouseParty looks like has turned into a pick me up trend, especially if you are living in Melbourne right now in the hard Lockdown 2.0

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  19. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Wish it was a little bigger, but either way…an awesome gift to give haha

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  20. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Good

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  21. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Brilliant gag gift

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  22. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    My friend was absolutely shocked and said it was the best birthday gift she’s ever received. She really enjoyed it. Would 100% recommend for anyone who is thinking of buying one.

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  23. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Perfect!

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  24. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Great

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  25. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    My brother loved it, came just as expected

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  26. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Very cool packaging

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  27. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    My friend loved it and laughed so much. Chocolate also tastes great.

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  28. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Such a great birthday prank!

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  29. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Best birthday present ever!!! My friend opened it in front of her 18 year old son. Surprise achieved!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  30. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    The gift that keeps on giving

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  31. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Fantastic and hilarious. My friend loved it.

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  32. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner) –

    Awesome, thanks!

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