‘Calm Your Tits’ Box

$27.95

The ‘Calm Your Tits’ Box is our busty and beautiful box, targetted for gifting to friends or constantly overracting work colleagues!

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    The ‘Calm Your Tits’ Box is our busty and beautiful box, targetted for gifting to friends or constantly overracting work colleagues!

    With the complimentary words of ‘You are Breathtaking’ on the top, any soul would be oblivious as to what truly lies beneath.

    Which is – 1 giant pair of beautiful chocolate tits with the words ‘CALM YOUR TITS’ inscribed onto the back face.

    Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate titties will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!

    Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.

     

    Weight 0.25 kg
    Dimensions 20 × 10 × 6 cm